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A laugh at Chelsea

A laugh at Chelsea

As everyone knows, it hasn't been a good season for us. In fact it has been awful at various points. However, that shouldn't detract from what is a very enjoyable day today.

Chelsea did their usual in the Champion's league. i.e Bottled it then reverted to type by stamping on players, running over stewards in their cars, you know... The normal.

Chelsea aren't going Inter the next round.

Now I know that Chelsea aren't really anything to us, much as they would like to be (God knows, how much they would love to be!) but at various points this season there has been great delight taken at Vital Chelsea about us going out of Europe/ imploding etc.

I think they call it karma.

So that`s it. All 'big club' pretensions can be put away for another year along with their dainty little plastic flags. It's over and if it couldn't be anymore funny, it is over at the expense of one of their heroes. Or is he still a hero, I definitely heard chants of 'F*ck off Mourinho' last night and I don't expect they came from the Inter fans, although I could be wrong as it was them, after all, who made all the noise.

They are a classy bunch our nouveau riche cousin botherers in that London.

Just one question remains. Exactly who is going to be getting the death threats this year?

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Writer:KB1
Date:Wednesday March 17 2010
Time: 5:13PM

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Liverpool- (n.) a club where history has been redefined along exactingly narrow parameters to mean not all events that happened in the past, but success attained in a previous existence.
rslack
17/03/2010 17:25:00
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So we are has beens and you are never gonna be's? Now run along and get stamps, those death threats don't post themselves.
KB1
17/03/2010 17:29:00
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haha lets all laugh together...wait where's the rest of the crowd?? Gone Pretty quiet since you stop winning trophies.Check at vital utd you might find some of your fans there.
Chelsea24/7
17/03/2010 17:38:00
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Good article KB1. :)
JohnDoe
17/03/2010 17:44:00
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LOsers , you won't finish fourth , will not win Uefa cup or anything else ..................and have a fat A S S As a manager and i see no one commenting on these articles , where are your fan's?Ok they may be with everton!!!!!!!!!!History is very bad to have ya know
adrogbafan
17/03/2010 17:57:00
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Plastic fans - Check. Plastic Club - Check. Plastic flags - check. Plastic head - Cech.
KB1
17/03/2010 18:02:00
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I know another group of people that bragged about their history once....the Germans.
los_angeles_villan
17/03/2010 18:10:00
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Point me in the direction of where I actually mentioned our history in the article. Thanks.
KB1
17/03/2010 18:12:00
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KB1- Here was an excerpt from Martin Samuel observations about the attitude of Liverpool supporters- "Chelsea do not have history either, apparently, despite beating Liverpool to a European trophy by two years in 1971. Manchester City beat them into being by five years, to the FA Cup by 61 years, to the League Cup by 11 years and to a European trophy by three years. Liverpool certainly made up for it after that but it is a bit disingenuous to regard history merely as events that took place over two specific decades."-- Sums up your opinions very nicely, doesn't it?
rslack
17/03/2010 18:13:00
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Which opinions would that be? Like I said, point me towards where I mentioned our history in the article. I laughed at your lot failing, the way your site does at ours. You are such sensitive souls but then there are retired referees who can testify to that.
KB1
17/03/2010 18:15:00
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